out the back of the emporium, behind the curtain,
if you whisper the word badger, you may find
slightly sweary items for the discerning gentleperson
Many years ago, I had sweary pandas. They were polite, kind creatures but they swore a lot. (Bit like me really) I haven’t done much with them for a while since I wrote the children’s books, and I do try and keep my facebook page the gentle place it is.
I made some ‘don’t fuck with the badger’ cards as a bit of a joke for my friends, and after I tweeted them when they missing on the way here, I got a huge amount of people saying please can they buy some. Also, I know a of you like a good swear and find use for badger cards and swear like a panda badges and such, so here, I present you a few small delectations for the discerning gentleperson.
Just a little bollocking toe in the water to see how we go. If they prove popular, I will add more.
sweary clothes, Mugs, Aprons print to order!
Sweary Badger Coasters Pack 4 £20
Coasters Sweary Panda Badger Combo pack 4 £20
Tea Towel Don’t fuck with the Badger £14
SWEARY BADGER ENAMEL MUG COLOUR
£15.00
A 25mm badge of sweary panda with his banner reminding you to swear like a panda.
Sometimes we need to use some panda words, this little badge will remind you that it is ok.
Stainless steel sweary badger mug £20
SWEAR LIKE A PANDA MUG
£15.00
Sweary Badger 38mm badge £1
TWO TONED SWEARY BADGER MUG COLOUR
£15.00
Sometimes you just need a card that says ‘don’t fuck with the badger’
These are little cards, the size of business cards. 8.5cm x 5.5cm 400gsm silk paper.
Small and cheap enough to sneak into all sorts of places.
Blank on the back if you want to write a wee message. (except for a wee Celestine and the Hare at the bottom)
Be kind though, these are to make people laugh, not to be mean with.
Colour Changing Sweary Badger Mug £16 Black till hot drink is put in, then the badger is revealed!
